This Is This

I don’t like it when people give titles to their cats.

Examples of this include Mr. Tiddles, Captain Fluffy or Lord Mayor of Snowflake.

I have two cats with regular names Matthew and Willow, although Matthew is called Moo Moo by us. This is OK, because there are good reasons for them having these names, which I don’t need to go into here for fear of looking insane. I have already written too much about my cats on my website.

But cat owners, please, don’t try to dignify a name like Socks with the title “Dr”. And the prefix “Mr” can never make legitimate a name like “Twinkle”.

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