This Is This

I ordered a veggie burger in Nandos over the weekend and the waitress asked if I was a student. Presumably they have some kind of deal where our future captains of industry are granted a discount in recorgnition of all the hard work they put in.

“No,” I said, “it’s just my boyish good looks.”

To be honest and truthful my mission was to eat soak up a hangover with some processed beans, but I appreciated the compliment. She wasn’t amused anyway.

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