Are you really a student?
I didn’t want to say it, OK, but the reason I was hungover (see below) was because I was out drinking until 2am with a Spice Girl.
OK - I was my with dad and she was one of 7 people in a hotel bar, but she was sitting across from me.
OK - I didn’t go OUT with her as such, I was in town for a football match and she walked in with some friends in to a bar where I ended up.
OK - I had consumed half a bottle of wine and four pints of Stella and was at the point where I was drunk enough to go over, but so drunk that I didn’t because I knew how drunk I’d sound.
But in my story, me and a Spice Girl shared a pleasant evening in a hotel bar at 2am and she found me witty and charming and we both silently decided my wife is a lucky woman.
Which is the truth, except maybe the last part, depending on how you tell it.
Next week: Jetskiing with Eminem.