Loyalty cards yet again
One more thing and then I’ll leave the whole loyalty card thing.
On Saturday I bought some food from the supermarket and the woman asked me if I had a loyalty card.
“No I don’t,” I said. Which is normal enough, except more Stupid Things crept in when I added, “I’m sorry.”
And I think she understood, too, because she said, “It’s OK. You don’t have to apologise.”
She sounded really reassuring, too, and I wondered if maybe we were having a moment. Or maybe I was just having a moment, like I do before I say Stupid Things. Or do Stupid Things, like trying to use my watch as an bronchodilator.
Sometimes, even at 2am, I have to hand it to myself.
You know when shows run out of good ideas, they have episodes where they run clips from previous shows from when it was still funny? I hate that.