What Are You Saying?
God, everything’s annoying me today. I work with London’s technorati, many of whom are fine individuals but they can’t communicate. I just had this conversation:
Someone: So we’re go for Phase Three?
Me: I thought Phase Three hadn’t launched yet.
Someone: Well, it kind of has. This will be Phase Dash Two Forward Slash Three.
He actually said “forward slash”. That’s not even punctuation! It’s an html command!!! Listen to yourself, man!!! Do you see the conditions I have to work under?