This Is This

I’m getting to grips with search terms for this site so that people who are looking for useful information are instead be diverted to here where they can goof off.

So now when you go into Yahoo and type “this is this” you end up here.

Aside from that I still get more searches for pikeys than anything else. But swearing really brings out the really wierd searches. If I use a rude word (which has been known), I get searches for that and one other word in that day’s posting and the combination is so mind-boggling that I think some of you, though obviously not you, have issues.

Even more baffling is that people who have expressed an interest in copulation and, say, rude waiters, actually go on to click on a link which is clearly labelled as a post about poor customer service experienced on my lunchbreak. Do they think: “Right, the house is empty, the phone is off the hook, time for mucky browsing. ….. right after I read about this Cliff Jones guy, who has a funny story about being charged too much for a decaf latte.”

But the best search I have ever had arrived yesteday from someone who typed into Yahoo:

i can’t find a page so can i have a list off websties

Sir/Madam, I salute you and I love your work. Bless you for thinking technology actually listens to you. Faith is a powerful thing. You even said “websties”, just like me.

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See, if you put on a hat, suddenly you’re this guy wearing a hat, you know what I mean? If a friend below the age of 60 comes up to you and you’ve never seen them in a hat before, I bet you think, “Oh, look, it’s Steve. In a hat.”
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