This Is This

1. A doll’s house with all the furniture and people removed. The only item in it is a plastic red jerrycan in the bathroom.

2. A large helicopter lying on its side. One of the propellers is bent; Tinky Winky and Minnie Mouse lie just outside the cockpit. Scoop the Bulldozer is nearby.

3. Hungry Hungry Hippos, from whom all the eyes have been carefully removed.

4. Assorted weapons: guns, laser blastes, swords and axes arranged in a small neat pile.

5. Away from all the other toys, a female doll lies naked in the middle of a frisby. On the edge of it sits a pink octopus, watching.

6. A snake wearing a cowboy belt next to another snake with a pony in its mouth.

7. Two Power Rangers lying face down, side by side in identical postions. Mr Incredible is running away from them, arms aloft and smiling.

8. Nemo wearing a cow mask.

9. Bagheera hiding inside a Slinky while nearby two unsuspecting My Little Ponies nibble the grass of a traffic island.

10. Cardboard cutouts of Thomas the Tank Engine, ripped and screwed up. Something unintelligeable has been written on them, as if in a rage.

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Day 12, and Tuesday’s been replaced with some iced gems and a spatula. Meanwhile, dinner is served aboard the Mir Space Station and someone’s not planed their Shiva.
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