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Warning - Lightbulb Joke

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.

One to hold the lightbulb, and the other to hold my penis, I mean, my mother, I mean, the ladder.

Highbrow AND offensive - a classic format which combines a knob gag with pyschoanalysis. Everyone wins! Spotted on Chase Me, Ladies.

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3 Responses to “Warning - Lightbulb Joke”

  1. veggiebabe4 Says:
    September 10th, 2005 at 11:05 am

    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightblub? Only one but the lightblub has to want to change.

  2. Anonymous Says:
    September 12th, 2005 at 7:34 am

    I was fitting some energy saving bulbs for the first time last week and thought: how many light bulbs will it take to change the habit of a lifetime?

  3. Cliff Jones Says:
    September 13th, 2005 at 7:39 pm

    It depends on the planet.

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