This Is This

If I had characters on this blog, a la JonnyB, one of them would be Bored Colleague.

I couldn’t do it as well as he does, but here just today is a snippet from Bored Colleague who ambled to my desk this morning.

Me: What brings you here?

Bored Colleague: Just thought I’d come down here and not work. I’m too bored.

Me: OK.

Bored Colleague: I’ve already had my first hour of guitar practice in the sound room.

Me: Jesus.

Bored Colleague: No, I was taking the piss.

Me: What, just now, or when you were playing guitar?

Bored Colleague: Both.

Me: Right.

Bored Colleague (Looks around my desk and points to CD): Is that the new Kate Bush?

Me: Yeah.

Bored Colleague: Is she related to George W?

Me: I’m actually quite busy.

Also on This Is This
Them: Would you like insurance?
Me: Why? Are you going to lose it?
Them: We will try not to. But if we do, you will be covered if you take out our insurance.
Me: How likely are you to lose it?
Them: I can not answer that, Sir.
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