Last Christmas - The True Story
The true story behind the Wham! song, as told by the chav/muse, Nikki Simms.
Last Christmas, right, he gave me this his heart. Tell you what - next day? I gave it to Kevin Atkins. So then he says this year he’s giving it to someone who fancies him and I’m like: “whatever”.
He got me this really cool locket from H Samuels and he had it giftwrapped and sent it wiv a note saying he fancied me and everything. Now he knows he’s been a total spacca but if he got off with me he’d still be a knob’ead.
Then at Sarah Finch’s party it was heaving and he didn’t come over but he was totally checking me out. He was all like: “you don’t remember me do you.” And then he was all like: “Whatever, cause I ain’t bovvered.”
More shenaniganning at ’tis the season.