This Is This

Mondays, you know?

I had a great weekend in which I had some news which meant some piece of dreaded and life-changing bad news was not going to come to pass. That’s all I can share, but yes, great weekend. Aaaaaaanyway, that naturally means which means Euuuch Monday.

In honour of this, here are some jobs from songs I’d gladly swap for my real one this morning.

Lineman for the county

*and you were my lady, obviously

OK, the last two aren’t necessarily jobs, and the one before that is just bollocks, but it would be cool to be an island. Or I’d settle for a peninsula. Something with a coastline, anyway.

This post is a little funny, but not as funny as me singing “My Name Is Prince” in my Cartman voice:

Mah name ith Printh!!! (uh) And ah am funk-eh! (yeah)
When ah go home! (uh) I thpank mah monk-eh!

See?

To Tennethee…

Cheers all

I’m gonna talk tho thecktheh…

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