Irish Conversation, 3am
Last week
Drunked Irish Girl: “Do you sell fridges?”
Drunken Friend: “What?”
Drunked Irish Girl: “Do you sell fridges?”
Drunken Friend: “No. I sell freezers though.”
Drunked Irish Girl: “Ah, I wanted a fridge.”
Drunken Friend: “I could do you a fridge-freezer combo. Fridge on top, freezer on the bottom?”
Drunked Irish Girl (thinks about this a second): “I wanted the freezer on top and the fridge on the bottom.”
Drunken Friend: “Well I could turn it upside down for you.”
Drunked Irish Girl looks positive and walks off in the direction of other Drunken Irish Girls.
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January 17th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Are you SURE you don’t live in Texas?
January 17th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
99 per cent certain.
January 18th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
It’s really odd, then. I’ve overheard that same conversation almost verbatim here in Dallas at least once.
January 18th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Drunken Friend told me the morning after that’s the conversation he had with Drunken Irish Girl. Unless he made it up. I should check my sources.
January 18th, 2006 at 11:54 pm
Ah, there’s the diffrence- this wasn’t drunken Irish girl, this was drunken COWGIRL.
Never mind.