- It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Cliff Jones!
- Never store Cliff Jones at room temperature.
- Cliff Jones has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
- About one tenth of Cliff Jones is permanently covered in ice.
- Cliff Jones can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Cliff Jones.
- Four-fifths of the surface of Cliff Jones is covered in water.
- All of the roles in Shakespeare’s plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Cliff Jones.
- Some birds use Cliff Jones to orientate themselves during migration!
- If you kiss Cliff Jones for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
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January 20th, 2006 at 9:50 am
“Cliff Jones can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.”
Exactely how worrying is it that I originally read that as saying “Cliff Jones can remain constipated for fifteen to twenty seconds…”?
January 22nd, 2006 at 7:45 pm
Clair,
Fairly.