Celebrity Big Brother is in full swing and it’s a cesspool of filth and sleaze.
Colleague: “The contestants are letting it all hang out with their various sexcapades. That’s a word I just invented.”
Me: “Is that like the Ice Capades?”
Colleague: “It’s very similar, except without the ice.”
Me: “Oh.”
Colleague: “Actually, no -ice was involved.”
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Friend: I’m thinking of taking a holiday in the near future.
Me: I went to the near future once. It was rubbish.
Colleague: Where did you go?
Me: Now, actually.
Colleague: What was it like?
Me: A lot like this.
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January 24th, 2006 at 12:03 am
Pfht. That word’s been around for decades. Almos as long as me!