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Posh Lyrics Quiz

Lyrics paraphrased into longwinded snobbery

So if I say:

“I say, is there someone within? Please confirm. Is someone residing here?”

You would say “Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd.

Or if I go: “Please inform you of that which you desire, that which you absolutely, absolutely desire. I wish to inform you of that which I desire, that which I absolutely, absolutely desire.”

You’d think “Wannabe” by The Spice Girls.

Get it? Good.

…..aaand……… GO!

1. I encountered a alcohol-drenched pub homosexual in Tennessee.

2. It was exactly two decades previous that the NCO instructed the musicians in how to perform.

3. I managed to traverse the rough terrain. In a fashion, I managed safe passage.

4. I was apprehended for pilfering on one occasion before I was six.

5. I am in possession of a film, I wish to inform you. Dicing optical organs, I wish to inform you. Madam you are so pleasant, I wish to inform you.

6. On occasion, when the earth depresses me, and I am unable to interact with others, I proceed up the stairs and my concerns ascend to the heavens.

7. Proceed at a more leisurely pace, you travel with excessive haste. You must ensure that the early half of the day endures.

8. She was a piece rapid of machinery. She maintained her engine so that it was spotless. She was the finest member of the fairer sex upon whom I had ever laid my eyes.

9. Well I was informed twenty four hours ago that on the occasion of you discarding your amorous sentiments you behave like it does not concern you, you adopt the air of a person who needs to travel.

Answers tomorrow.

23 Responses to “Posh Lyrics Quiz”

  1. Katy Newton Says:

    I got number 4. The rest of them will dog me for the rest of the day.

  2. Katy Newton Says:

    Ooh, and I just got number 5 and number 7.

  3. Clair Says:

    Hmmm…..
    I’ve got No.2, but a lot of the others feel as if they are just on the tip of my tongue.

  4. Cliff Says:

    Send ‘em round.

    Posh lyrics.

  5. Ed R Says:

    Let’s see…
    1. Brown Sugar, Rolling Stones

    2. Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, Beatles

    ……
    8. You Shook Me All Night Long, AC/DC

    For the rest… I got nuthin’, though a couple seem very familiar, like Clair said.

  6. Ed R Says:

    Oh!
    4. Feelin’ Groovy, Simon and Garfunkel.

    Dammit, this is hard and I just woke up. I’ll get you for this, Cliff. Waitt’l Leemer or the Steamer ( The KING of ALL Lyric Games ) gets here. THey’ll show you!

  7. Cliff Says:

    Ed - I’m not commenting yet, but I will say that at least two of your guesses were wrong.

  8. Ed R Says:

    Oh, REALLY>?!?
    Hrmph. They weren’t GUESSES. I just got confused between ‘Sgt Peppers’ and’ A little Help from my Friends’. It could happen to ANYONE!

    And ‘Feelin’ Groovy’ is otherwise known as ‘The 59th Street Bridge Song’, if it makes you feel any better. Or Groovier. Or somesuch.

    There. You happy now?

    I’m NEVER wrong. Just misunderstood;)

  9. ScroobiousScrivener Says:

    No 3, of course. Maybe no 7. The others… dammit. I’ll get ‘em. I will. Full guesses when I have a few more of them.

  10. Cliff Says:

    Ed, ed, ed, ed, ed

    Brown Sugar is the wrong one.

    And number 4 ain’t Feeling Groovy, or The 59th Street Bridge Song, but that’s just me being pedantic.

    I am enjoying this more than you.

  11. ScroobiousScrivener Says:

    Okay. Team effort here. We have 2, 3, 4, 6 and 7, fer shurrrr. And we’re officially going nuts over 1 and 5.

    Grrrr.

  12. ScroobiousScrivener Says:

    Bollocks. 1 and 9 continue to elude. None of the obvious guesses are working out.

    So the rest, meanwhile, are:

    2. Sgt Pepper, Beatles
    3. Like a Virgin, Madonna (can’t believe no one else has guessed it, this was the only easy one)
    4. Caught Stealing, Jane’s Addiction
    5. Debaser, The Pixies
    6. Up on the Roof, James Taylor
    7. Feeling Groovy, Simon & Garfunkel
    8. She shook me all night long, AC/DC

    Must. Find. The others.

  13. Ed R Says:

    Number One is ‘Honky Tonk Woman’. What an idiot I am. I tie those two songs together forever because I was once in a band that did a Stones medley and those were the frist two songs in it.

    If Number 7 isn’t that Simon and Garfunkel tune that goes, ‘Slow Down, you move too fast, you got to make the mornin’ LAST’, then I’ll eat my hat.

    I know I know. It’s not number 4.

    Shaddap.

    Is number 9 ‘Fire and Rain’?
    No, can’t be. ‘Traveling Man’?
    Nah.
    Pooh.

  14. Katy Newton Says:

    Is No.9 “Heard It Through The Grapevine”?

    … no, doesn’t work. Pants.

  15. Leemer Says:

    Utter failure on my part, but a great exercise.
    1. No clue, but I think I was there that night.
    2. “Sgr Pepper’s etc.” The Beatles
    3. Pure guess… “A Sort of Homecoming” by U2?
    4. “Been Caught Stealin’”, Jane’s Addiction
    5. I’m sure it is wrong, but thanks anyway for getting “Hold Me Now” stuck in my head.
    6. No clue, again, and I’m sure it is not the song that first came to mind.
    7. “59th St. Bridge Song” by Simon and Garfunkel. (I alluded to this one in a recent entry, so it was top of mind.)
    8. “Shook Me All Night Long” (or somesuch) by AC/DC
    9. No effin’ idea.

    Thanks for posting this, though. Time to hit “publish comment” and to check out the other answers…

  16. Ed R Says:

    Isn’t it tomorrow in Cliffland already?

  17. JonnyB Says:

    Number nine - ‘So Lonely’ by The Police.

    I lost track of the others that hadn’t already been ‘got’

  18. JonnyB Says:

    Oh - it’s a great game, by the way. I am a bit cross I didn’t see it until now.

  19. Sooz Says:

    Oh. My. God!
    I got one!

    When I first saw this list I thought ‘Oh shit!’ because I would have to try to do it. Hated it but clever all the same.

    All I could come up with was worse versions of the posh ones. Things that had no connection whatsoever with any songs I’d ever heard of.

    Then I suddenly felt a familiarity over number 7!! Yayyyyy me!

    I’m really shite at these things. I even opened my ‘Notepad’ cos I knew it’d be trouble!

    Number sevennnnn! Whoohooo I got one! I got one! :o )

  20. Sooz Says:

    Oh crap!

    It’s not right!

    *sigh*

  21. Ed R Says:

    Don’t feel bad, Sooz, even the ones I got RIGHT I got WRONG.

  22. Sooz Says:

    lol ty Ed! I think I may have got it right after all.
    But I might also be deleted for saying cr*p. B*gger!

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