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Posh lyrics answers:

1. Jumping Jack Flash by The Rolling Stones
I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis

2. Sergeant Pepper by The Beatles
It was twenty years ago today/Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play

3. Like A Virgin by Madonna
I made it through the wilderness/Somehow I made it through

4. Been Caught Stealing by Jane’s Addiction
I’ve been caught stealing/once when I was five

5. Debaser by The Pixies
Got me a movie/I want you to know/Slicing up eyeballs/I want you to know/Girl you’re so groovy

6. Up On The Roof by Carole King
When this old world starts getting me down/And people are just too much for me to face

7. Feeling Groovy by Simon and Garfunkle
Slow down, you move too fast/you’ve got to make the morning last.

8. Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC (by the way, every time I hear this, my head sings “She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean…”)
She was a fast machine/She kept her motor clean/She was the best damn woman I had ever seen

9. So Lonely by The Police
Well, someone told me yesterday/That when you throw your love away/You act as if you just don’t care/You look as if you’re going somewhere

So yesterday, right, I’m out looking for a sympathy card, and all the shop sells are birthday ones and ones that say “bon voyage” and crap. They have all kinds of cards apart from ones to do with bereavement.

My collague tries to help me.

“Why not just get one that says “Good Luck” and replace the “Good” with “Hard”.

Always there for me, my friends.

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