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Lebensbalm

Why is it that only fascists and beauty have regimes?

Seriously, though. Maybe Mussolini had a very rigourous skincare schedule? ” Abyssinia can wait, Giovanni, where’s my exfoliator? I’m going to miss my fucking train.”

I think when we’ve got regime it’s assumed to be unpleasant and hard work. Like how “morale” suggests all isn’t quite tickety-boo. People who ask about morale are already braced for the worst.

And another thing.

People who say “that’s hilarious” but don’t laugh.

There’s no need.

Tomorrow: No more Nazi stuff, I promise. Or Buddhism. Or Buddhist Nazis. Can I say that?

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2 Responses to “Lebensbalm”

  1. Ed R Says:
    March 9th, 2006 at 7:38 pm

    An exercise regime is almost as unpleasant as a dictatorship. But probably a lot healthier for you.
    ‘There’s no neeed, please don’t wake me
    no don’t shake me
    leave me where I am
    I’m Only Sleeping’
    Looking forwad to the Buddhist Nazi regime tomorrow.

  2. Ed R Says:
    March 9th, 2006 at 11:56 pm

    Oh, at first glance I thought th etitle to this entry was Lesbianisms, but I see it’s not. ANyway, that brought up the jubblymelons.jpg pic you still owe me. SO I went looking and found this:
    http://www.coldal.org/images/remember/juborange.jpg
    Now, are oranges really considered a melon? I don’t THINK so!

    Apparently you’ve taken care of the matter of rthe 8000 Eurythmics albums in that Muppet guy’s shed, because we haven’t heard from him. Did yo ugive HIM a copy of jubblymelons?

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