Bussies 6 – God Is His Copilot
April 11, 2006
This kindly looking man,early 50’s is always reading something religious. Not just the bible, and never pop-christo paperbacks, but serious theological texts. Like books about the duties of the Church during the Renaissance. Or guides about the current role of the Church of England. He always looks happy and he is always, without fail, sitting at the front of the bus.
Oooh, what if he didn’t exist? The man, I mean, not God.
What if one day I said there were no seats and told the driver and he said “Sit there?” and pointed to the seat he always sits at and he wasn’t there. And when I pointed out that I’d just seen him there and described him, they didn’t know who I was talking about.
And then what if the bus crashed and burst into flames and the only seat that survived, totally intact, was his seat, which I was in.
Far out.
6 comments
Um…. did you get the WIND lost, or was it something else?
Yeah and what if you ran out of smarties? How seriously boring life would become.
If I ran out of smarties I’d just go buy some more!
OK. So what if all the smarties were sucked up by a big alien vacuum so you couldn’t buy more?
Then what?
OK. So what if all the smarties were sucked up by a big alien vacuum so you couldn’t buy more?
Then what?
Switch to Altoids?
Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.