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Buddhist Retreat?

A woman approaches my wife at the school gates as they both pick up the kids. “The Mr Jones - is that your husband?”

She has to think about it for a second, because no one has ever called me Mr Jones to her. Eventually, Wife nods.

Woman says: “The one giving the talk on Vesak?”

Wife nods.

“Oh wow! On actual Vesak day? That’s really exciting! I think that’s so good. I read about it in the newsletter.”

She looks down at her five year old daughter and says, “What’s Vesak about, darling?”

The girl looks up gleefully and says “Buddhaaa!!!”

There’s a newsletter.

What started off as an agreement to come in and talk to my daughter’s school has gone around in a newsletter to the parents - Buddhist parents in this case - who are looking forward to me coming in.

I guess I am Mr Jones.

(flash of blue light)

Oh boy.

5 Responses to “Buddhist Retreat?”

  1. Ed R Says:

    You’re either gonna kick arse or chew bubble gum. Either way, in a school full of small children, you’ll do fine.

  2. Ed R Says:

    If you ARE Mr. Jones, you shoudl be careful. Remember Molaram’s warning about the Sankara stones as Indiana is threatening to drop them into the crocodile-infested river:
    ‘Go Ahead! Drop them, Dr Jones. They will be found! You Won’t! ‘

    You might want to keep an eye on your wife too:
    ‘The Devil and Mrs. Jones’.

    And having spent some time in Philly you are probably already aware of Billy Paul: ‘Me and Mrs Jones’.
    Just saying, Mr. Jones.

  3. Cliff Says:

    :) First dance at my wedding

  4. Ed R Says:

    I should have known. Good call!

  5. Zen Unbound Says:

    Manual Trackback. This post is cited in Blogmandu, Roundup for Apr 23 - 29, 2006.

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