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No Friends Today

But plenty of rain, and as one colleague stands around in a raincoat at lunch time, Bored Colleague walks up to my desk.

Bored Colleague: “Are you going out for lunch at all today?”

Me: “I’m not sure I am. I’m dead busy now. I might in a bit, though, yeah.”

I glance over at colleague lingering behind him in the raincoat.

Bored Colleague: “Great - can I borrow your coat?”

Me: “Um.”

Bored Colleague: “Thanks man, mine got absolutely soaked this morning. You’re a lifesaver.”

He puts of my coat and walks off with the other guy.

2 Responses to “No Friends Today”

  1. Ed R Says:

    I sense a disturbance in the Force.
    It was that muppet guy wasn’t it? Charge him a rental fee.;)

  2. Katy Newton Says:

    You should have said “No”, and beaten him with a stick if he persisted. But you won’t. No one ever listens to my practical solutions for everyday problems.

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