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Son, 6, is playing with his Transformers and Star Wars Lego, off in a world of his own. His Tranformers were doing a stand-up routine, telling knock-knock jokes featuring bums and poo.

But the Star Wars Lego had more pressing business.

Him (matter of factly, in a Star Wars Lego voice): “Can you help me please? Somebody shot my baby.”

Me: “Son! Please play nice!”

Him: “It’s just a game they’re playing.”

Them. The toys. Like it has nothing to do with him and bottom gags and Tranformicide are sweeping the nation’s playgrounds.

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