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She’s All That

I had never heard countries referred to as “she” until I was 14 when a new history teacher said one day:

“Russia pushed the Germans back partly because Stalin could not afford to lose her warm water ports.”

It seemed weird and strangely personal, but my teacher always did it. I wondered if world leaders referred to their countries in the same way.

King Juan Carlos: “My country, she’s great. A little cranky at times, but she keeps me out of trouble. But I was talking to President Chirac the other day, and that France is a bitch. She’s out of control - she is loco. She’s always on the phone sending text messages to whoever and the other say she say she want to move in with Portugal, who everyone knows is a slapper. It’s not fair. It is always same old story. I wish I could help somehow.”

George Bush: “You have stood here before beside the pouring rain, with the world turning circles running round your brain.”

King Juan Carlos: “I guess I’m always hoping that you’d end this reign, but it’s my destiny to be the King of Spain.”

George Bush: “King of Spain?”

King Juan Carlos: “I will always be King of Spain.”

2 Responses to “She’s All That”

  1. Ed R Says:

    Germany is referred to in the male gender. Fatherland. Russia is known as the Motherland.
    What’s that make the rest of us, aside from cringing at the Police joke? ;)

  2. cliff Says:

    Police joke? I don’t know what you mean.

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