Comments on: TV Quick Hits

By: Cliff

Cliff — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 20:37:00 +0000

Love it, everyone.

“A Question of Port” – Panel game in which two teams drink large amounts of fortified wine and attempt to predict “what happens next”.

By: Mr Angry

Mr Angry — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 18:53:07 +0000

“One foot in the Rave” – Septegenarian TV ’stars’ are taken to a central London all-night club. The last one standing wins. Pharmacuetical assistance is actively encouraged.

“Bluey Peter” – Fly on the wall documentary following celebrity Peters, such as Duncan, Mandleson, and Andre as they are coached on their way to their adult-movie debut.

“Question Mime” – Topical politics show with only deaf guests and a mute audience.

“Big Bladder” – D-List celebs are given copius amounts of water that must be consumed whilst locked in a clear perspex box. The last one to wet themselves wins.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:23:43 +0000

“Old Man Liver”

*chortle*

By: Ed R

Ed R — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 16:17:19 +0000

Strong Man – the show where you REALLY don’t want to be downwind.

By: Sooz

Sooz — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:48:33 +0000

Pulp Friction? (Cookery of course… the perils of Juicing!)

By: St8rk

St8rk — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:09:41 +0000

Superb!
How about… The Frying Scotsmen – Richard Wilson, Alan Hansen and Nicky Campbell open up competing chip shops. The winner wins their very own chippy!