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Comedy DVD store exchanges

Customer: Can I have Batman Forever
Staff: No.
Customer: What about Another 24 Hours?
Staff: It’s daily rental only.

Customer: Can I have Apocalypse Now?
Staff: I’ll just finish serving this lady, sir.

Staff: Can I help you?
Customer: Steel Magnolias?
Staff: I’ve gone straight. This is my life now.

Customer: I’m looking for Little Women.
Staff: Have you considered Thailand?

Customer: Have you got The Goonies?
Staff: No, it’s just these trousers.

Customer: I’m looking for Bad Boys Two.
Staff: Speak for yourself, love.

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3 Responses to “Comedy DVD store exchanges”

  1. Mr Angry Says:
    July 26th, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    Customer: Have you got Monsters Ball?
    Staff: Why? Does he want it back?

    Customer: I’d like to watch Big Fish please
    Staff: Does this look like an Aquarium?

    Customer: I’d like The Memoirs of a Geisha please.
    Staff: I think you’re a little old for a career change Sir.

  2. lou Says:
    July 27th, 2006 at 1:38 am

    Here’s more to enjoy. I think you should contribute some of your musings to this great site Cliff!

    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/3/4gavaler.html

  3. Cliff Says:
    July 29th, 2006 at 9:23 am

    Memoirs!!! HOWL!!!!!

    Also Lou - McSweenies is ace.

    I sometimes read this and think, “Damn, I kind of think I was going to write that.” Or sometime I post on my site and think (if it’s a good post) “I wonder if McSweenys has done this?”

    This I love:

    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/5/5bryan.html

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