Comments on: Waving Not Frowning

by: Cliff

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 14:12:22 +0000

They are from a comic book I was reading my son. One of the characters was called Cliff, so I scanned them in and rearranged them into an order so they kind of make sense and it’s like the comic book is about me because I’m insecure and have too much disposable time.

So no, I didn’t do the illustrations.

But I do all my own stunts. Nice site Sooz by the way.

by: Sooz

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 13:12:08 +0000

I meant to ask - Cliff do you do the illustrations yourself? They’re fab!

by: Sooz

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 13:02:23 +0000

Isn’t the hutch to put all the electrical gadgets in when you’ve realised you can’t be arsed to get them out of the cupboards? Sandwich toastery things and fast chopping devices which take twice as long as a knife to wash up! *sigh*

I don’t trust microwaves. I think they should come with a guiger (sp?) counter…

by: Cliff

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:57:40 +0000

Not yet you don’t, but when you do you’re going to look pretty silly being the only dad without a foot spa.

by: Ed R

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:45:16 +0000

But I don’t need a foot spa. Or a Sandwich toaster. Or a rabbit hutch. I don’t have a baby.

by: Cliff

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:04:15 +0000

We should do some kind of swap shop on this website, where I send out all my old stuff. In return for other people’s old unwanted jokes, maybe.

by: ted

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:21:06 +0000

I always catch up with trends when they’re 25 years old. We just got a new M/W and we don’t have babies. It takes up even more space - but it crisps on the outside.
Where do discarded M/Ws go?

by: meesteryan

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:09:36 +0000

maybe he meant the footspa Ed? i guess you could use it as a baby bath after you bring the kid in from the hutch.

by: Ed R

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 23:03:13 +0000

Why would a rabbit hutch be handy if you have a baby? I suppose it could be a nice place to put the child when you’re tired of dealing with it or something.

by: Cliff

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 22:28:20 +0000

I dunno Pete - it’s a pretty handy machine when you have a baby.

by: Pete

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 21:37:06 +0000

Ah, Karen and I are about to embark upon a similar experiment. We’re buying a house together, and neither of us presently owns a microwave as we’ve been renting furnished.

Microwave is one of those things that we have decided that we’re not going to bother with in the new place. Microwave, and… uh… well, just the microwave really.

Let’s just hope that my “helpful” mother doesn’t buy us a microwave as a housewarming gift. She’s a bit like that sometimes.

“I noticed that you didn’t have a toasted sandwich maker, so I went out and bought you one.”
“I noticed that you didn’t have a foot spa, so I went out and bought you one.”
“I noticed that you didn’t have a rabbit hutch, so I went out and bought you one.”

I should add that all three of the above events are imaginary.