Nutrition Advice
Me: I need to eat some more fresh vegetables.
Wife: You need fruit and veg. You should have five portions. You need more.
Me (defiantly): Grapes.
The fact that I was shaking a glass of wine at her probably shows how little I know.
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“You don’t understand your power over the common man,” said Alistair Campbell.
The words seemed to echo endlessly around their cell. Digging a tunnel.
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August 23rd, 2006 at 5:04 am
Oh good one!
I also think that pizza should be a couple of vege portions… and garlic bread… see that’s got garlic on it…
I’m beginning to like being ‘healthy’….
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:17 am
A bottle of Corona with lime in the top is practically a fruit salad.
August 24th, 2006 at 11:13 pm
Is wine not a food group then….. Cause if not im fucked!
August 24th, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Guess we’re back on the smoothies now.