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Nutrition Advice

Me: I need to eat some more fresh vegetables.

Wife: You need fruit and veg. You should have five portions. You need more.

Me (defiantly): Grapes.

The fact that I was shaking a glass of wine at her probably shows how little I know.

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4 Responses to “Nutrition Advice”

  1. Sooz Says:

    Oh good one!
    I also think that pizza should be a couple of vege portions… and garlic bread… see that’s got garlic on it…

    I’m beginning to like being ‘healthy’….

  2. Mr Angry Says:

    A bottle of Corona with lime in the top is practically a fruit salad.

  3. Jeremy Says:

    Is wine not a food group then….. Cause if not im fucked!

  4. Cliff Says:

    Guess we’re back on the smoothies now.

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