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I am tired of reading about the combined age of The Rolling Stones. It doesn’t matter. The Count Basie Orchestra has a combined age of 562*, but you didn’t hear people go on about it. Who cares? You don’t have to be able to add to be a music critic and you don’t have to be young to play rock and roll.

Anyway, the paralegals** here at This Is This have informed me that due to legal reasons, the answers to yesterday’s quiz can not be published. But if some fat-toungued mockney cunt or potato-faced judas wants to sue me, then go right ahead. Of course you’d have to demonstrate the inference and be sure to mention my website in any press statements.

Regular readers will notice that I had another pop at Bob Dylan (question 3) (or was it 10?), but really, I mean no harm. He’s good but I don’t understand the acclaim. I’m sure he says the same thing about me. And the taunts I received when I went from blogspot to my own url? Don’t get me started. 

* Not actually true

** These are the lawyers who look after you until the real legals arrive

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“You don’t understand your power over the common man,” said Alistair Campbell.

The words seemed to echo endlessly around their cell. Digging a tunnel had proved fruitless and oddly phallic. Finding a vein had been the laborious task ahead, but they opted

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