Oh. Canada. (Slight Return, Eh?)
Regular readers will not be strangers to my speed at pointing out my own shortcomings.
I once went missing in the woods for two days and had to survive by drinking spring water before I finally found a road, then a town before being rescued.
You can read about this in Part 1 and Part 2 of Oh. Canada.
Since I posted them, my friend Guy, who shared the experience, stumbled across this blog and left a comment at the end of Part 2, reminding me of a few details I had tried to forget, like trying to start a fire using kool-aid as ignition fuel.