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I like the trademark signoffs from the news anchors when they end their shows.

“Goodnight Capital City.”

“So from all of us here at Look West, have a nice evening.”

Here are is my list of Top Tens (hi Dave) that I would like to hear.

Top Ten Evening News Signoffs

1. OK, so I’m all done reporting here.

2. Call me!

3. Oh thank GOD. Could anyone use a drink?

4. It’s getting worse, you know.

5. Have we done the weather yet? We have? Oh. Well, I guess it’s goodbye then.

6. Good evening, and I blame the parents.

7. Goodnight and gooooood news.

8. And you thought you had problems.

9. And that’s….. some fucked up shit.

10. Do you…. - want to come up for coffee?

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“You don’t understand your power over the common man,” said Alistair Campbell.

The words seemed to echo endlessly around their cell. Digging a tunnel had proved fruitless and oddly phallic. Finding a vein had been the laborious task ahead, but they opted to forge ahead while singing “We Are The Champions”.

It wasn’t until

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