The Thought Process Of Quacking At Ducks
October 5, 2006
1. When you take kids under five down the river or pond, they will usually quack at ducks.
2. Apparently ducks can communicate very well using quacks. They have complex family relationships. They are monogamous and some studies suggest they even have regional accents. They’re smart, ducks, it’s just we can’t understand them.
3. I wonder if kids quacking at ducks is like going to France and going “oh heh hoh heh hoh” at our continental cousins.
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Apparently kids under 5 can communicate very well using quacks. They have complex family relationships. They are monogamous and some studies suggest they even have regional accents. They’re smart, kids under 5, it’s just we can’t understand them.
There, that’s sorted that out then.
Do you know how to make a duck sing?
er, no
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
Its our Canadian Thanksgiving eh!
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
“just say no to giblets eat a tofu turkey (or duck)!”
*gobblegobble*
(raises a glass)
“Gretzky.”
Gesundheit.
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