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Bloody Hell - My AIM Was True

And they wrote back.

From: “Customer Services (Buses)” <customerservices@tfl-buses.co.uk>
To: Cliff Jones - Citizen Journalist (OK, I added that)
Subject: London Buses
Date: 10 November 2006 17:15

Our Ref: XXXXXXXXXXX                   
Date:  10 November 2006   

Dear Mr Jones

Incident on route 391

Thank you for your recent email.

I was concerned to learn of your distressing incident on route 391.  Our drivers should be professional and courteous at all times. I am very sorry for the obvious inconvenience caused to you and fellow passengers.

You will be pleased to know that I have contacted London United, who operate route 391 on our behalf. They will interview the driver in question about his conduct, and follow this up with appropriate action in line with their internal disciplinary procedures. For confidentiality reasons we cannot release details of an interview and any subsequent action taken. However this matter will be taken very seriously to ensure it doesn’t happen again.

As I’ve already mentioned, it’s essential that our bus drivers promote a positive image of London Buses, as well as operating their vehicle to the highest safety standard. Training is vital in achieving this. All drivers receive thorough training from their operating company. To augment this, we’ve developed an enhanced programme for all drivers aimed at raising standards of driving, as well as improving customer service skills. This training leads to a nationally recognised BTEC qualification. We are committed to continuously improving the service our drivers provide.

Thank you once again for taking the time to write. I hope your journeys in the future are more pleasant.  If I can be of any further help please feel free to get in touch.

Yours sincerely

Alwin Fernandez
Customer Services
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“…confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual” or not,  I have chosen to publish this letter, not because of a sense of fairness or that doing the right thing gets the right things done, but because I REALLY dig your name.

Alwin Fernandez?!?!

Are you fucking kidding me?

They’ve got Alwin Ferandez on the case, readers.

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3 Responses to “Bloody Hell - My AIM Was True”

  1. sooz Says:

    lolol I feel so much safer knowing Alwin Fernandez is on the case! With his droopy moustache and furrowed brow!

    Go Cliff’s People! We need a hand sign!

  2. Ed R Says:

    Hear that change jangling? It’s just the right amount. Always.

  3. Cliff Says:

    I honestly didn’t know they were going to reply until right after I published my conversation with my friend Iain. They wrote back a couple of hours after that post went live - same with the Meet The Newspaperers stuff. I know sometimes it looks planned, but believe me, it isn’t.

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