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Negative Questions

I have an aunt who asks questions in the negative. It’s a northern thing, I think, but when she used to call and say: “Is your dad not there?” and he actually was, I used to say. “No.”

Or if he wasn’t in I used to say sometimes: “I’m afraid you’re right.”

I get this all the time.

“Are you not cold like that?”

“Yeah.”

“Well do something about it.”

“Do something… about not being cold?”

“What?”

Or if my mother in law at the table says: “Aren’t you hungry?”

I have to lie to her in order to get across how I feel.

So I nod my head and smile, agreeing with her that I am not hungry, because I am, and she comes round with the potatoes.

9 Responses to “Negative Questions”

  1. ted Says:

    It is a northern thing. On a train with a Japanese once, I said, ‘Isn’t that draughty? Yes, he said. I got up to close the window. It’s fine, he said.
    I don’t know which of us was more confused.

  2. guy Says:

    Cliff - aren’t you a pedant?

  3. Cliff Says:

    Exactly!

    Finally - some support around here.

  4. Ed R Says:

    Support?! Have I not been supporting you?!
    ;)

  5. * (asterisk) Says:

    This confuses me, not least because I find it perfectly normal. And I’m not a northerner.

    “Aren’t you eating that?” I’ll ask Wife if I want to swipe something off her plate.

    “Haven’t you got any cash on you?”, too.

    My head hurts now.

  6. Sam Says:

    Shouldn’t you ask questions that way?

  7. Cliff Says:

    Ed R - Not at all, and how can I not appreciate that?

    Sam - spot on.

    * - Aren’t we saying the same thing?

  8. * (asterisk) Says:

    I don’t know. Like I say, my head hurts.

  9. Ed R Says:

    I was about to recommend a pain reliever for punctuation.
    Then I realized, he’s probably on another continent anyway.

    Now MY head hurts.

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