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Conversation

Colleague: I’m not taking that from you, you skinny loser.

Me: I can’t believe you said that, you fucking racist.

Colleague: Bollocks. How is that racist?

Me: My mum was half skinny.

Colleague: I’m sorry, I didn’t realise.

Me: Don’t mention it.

Colleague: And I’m skinny anyway. So are we cool?

Me: Yeah.

7 Responses to “Conversation”

  1. Ed R Says:

    You skinnies are all the same.

  2. Wendy Says:

    I dunno Ed. Some of my best friends are skinnies.

  3. Ed R Says:

    Yeah, mine too. I’m just jealous.

  4. Sam Says:

    I’m skinny. Everyone at work is jealous because they’re fat.

  5. Ed R Says:

    Shaddap.

  6. Guy Says:

    There’s a whole bunch of Somalian gunmen here staring over my shoulder, and they’re all pretty pissed with y’all.

    Watch out, you racist bastards!

  7. Ed R Says:

    WE’re not racist, we’re sizist weightists.

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