Conversation

January 19, 2007

Colleague: I’m not taking that from you, you skinny loser.

Me: I can’t believe you said that, you fucking racist.

Colleague: Bollocks. How is that racist?

Me: My mum was half skinny.

Colleague: I’m sorry, I didn’t realise.

Me: Don’t mention it.

Colleague: And I’m skinny anyway. So are we cool?

Me: Yeah.

7 comments

1 Ed R { 01.19.07 at 3:39 pm }: You skinnies are all the same.
2 Wendy { 01.19.07 at 4:00 pm }: I dunno Ed. Some of my best friends are skinnies.
3 Ed R { 01.19.07 at 4:44 pm }: Yeah, mine too. I’m just jealous.
4 Sam { 01.19.07 at 6:59 pm }: I’m skinny. Everyone at work is jealous because they’re fat.
5 Ed R { 01.19.07 at 9:40 pm }: Shaddap.
6 Guy { 01.20.07 at 4:13 pm }: There’s a whole bunch of Somalian gunmen here staring over my shoulder, and they’re all pretty pissed with y’all.

Watch out, you racist bastards!
7 Ed R { 01.20.07 at 5:39 pm }: WE’re not racist, we’re sizist weightists.

Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.

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