Textual Healing
If you try and send a text to a landline here in the UK it ends up being read out by a real voice. Sometimes it’s a computer, sometimes it’s Tom Baker from Doc Who. He also does the segway voice overs on Little Britain.
If you like your fancy tickled once in a while, you could do worse than visit http://www.thedoctorsays.co.uk/
Anyway, someone thankfully remove their hands of time long enough to provide us with this gem of a site. Highlights include Baby It’s Cold Outside, a classy duet with Professor Stephen Hawking, and lots of swearing.