Unsolicited Review Alert
If this is tearing me apart, I’d hate to get on her good side.
Seriously nice things to say, but she was drunk when she wrote it.
This ain't something else
If this is tearing me apart, I’d hate to get on her good side.
Seriously nice things to say, but she was drunk when she wrote it.
February 4th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
She was good drunk, not bad drunk. The kind and degree of drunk that looses the tongue and clears the causeway between the heart and the brain.
Had she walked over to This is This headquarters [It ain’t somewhere else] in her spiked shoes she’d have nibbled on your ears and mussed your hair and left you a sprig of wild flowers.
Now, Cliffy, don’t be reserved, you bad boy. This is love. This is love, no marriage endangerment here. Accept it.
February 4th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Yo, Cliff. The Mistress [Yeah, ok. Maybe there is some marriage endangerment goin on here.] titled her TiT review “Shh… Don’t Talk… You’re so pretty.” And I be thinkin Is that an allusion to David Sedaris’s “Me Talk Pretty Some Day”? I THINK SO!
High praise that, Cliff. Don’t know if Sedaris has made it to your side of the pond, but the guy’s got cadence, timing and a stranglehold on The Funny.
But is also means that the Mistress is lying through her fishnet hosery. She read you a bunch, explaining why she is quite so snaggletoothed and blissy. She is drunk, but not on champagne.
February 4th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Tat was s great review. Seriously. And the fishnet stockings were a plus;)
David Sedaris STARTED over here, along with his sister Amy.
February 4th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Tom - how can we be sure that this woman doesn’t live under the causeway between the heart and the brain.
Mistress, only joking. Hopefully you’re now a regular reader and you wrote a brilliant review, so please have a look around.
But if you break anything, you’ve bought it.
February 5th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
“how can we be sure that this woman doesn’t live under the causeway between the heart and the brain?”
Could be, Cliff. She uses your spleen as a pillow.
February 8th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
It was a good drunk, BTW, and you’re welcome. You have a great site, and I enjoy reading it!
February 8th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Thank you Mistress.
(that’s something I never normally say, by the way)