This Is This

I haven’t got much to say today apart from being really busy rushing all over the place in the expectation of things. Now that I have explained the title of this post, I can tell you that I have been doing DIY in the house, sanding stuff down and lining my lungs with a fine coat of paint dust.

I’ve been hiring staff (not for here - who’d want to work here?)

I’ve been buying last minute stuff for my holiday. I really need a hard glasses case because mine are getting bent out of shape. It’s springtime and I’ll be wearing sunglasses a lot. My eyes are very sensitive (although on the inside they are hard as nails) and without glasses, if I were a film director, I’d be Squintin’ Tarantino.

Actually, I’ve kind of been hiring for here, busy scheduling some guest bloggers (assembling the finest minds of the blogosphere*, etc) for the next two weeks and it’s scary how good their posts are. So if you were considering letting your subscription to here lapse while I wasn’t looking, at least wait until I come back because the quality of post on here will improve over after Friday, raising the bar for me.

The bar was pretty low already, but now it’s like chest height, so it’ll knock me off when I come speeding back like those Nazi guys on motorcycles when they come off and the bike keeps going.

Classic. I wonder if that was the same guy in all those movies?

“And what do you do?”

“I’m in motion pictures.”

“Really? Have I seen your work?”

“Undoubtably. Hold that umbrella out about chest height.”

WHOOMP!

“Oh my GOD! You’re Nazi-motorcycle-guy-who-gets-knocked-off-but-bike-keeps-going!”

“Nazi-motorcycle-guy-who-gets-knocked-off-but-bike-and-sidecar-keep-going…”

“Honey! Honey, you’ve got to have a picture of me and guy-who-gets-knocked-off-but-bike-keeps-going.”

“..and sidecar.”

“Right. Wow. Me and Mr. Keeps-going. I loved you in Black Forest Chateau.”

*I actually said it. I just fucking came out and said it. I did. Just then.

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