This Is This

John Leeming is described by Bonnie as my US blogging twin, and I have to say, there is a resemblance. He writes (and boy, does he) at http://www.upsaid.com/leemer/

I’m In Texas, Y’all 

(But that doesn’t mean I cannot blend the best of British slang and UK
places with an American story.)

So give me my Stetson (not to be confused with a sten) and a plate to eat on (not to be confused with Eton) and I will head over to by buddy Tim’s (not to be confused with Thames) house for an old-fashioned cookout.  But, before I attend the beano, I should take some Beano so as not to make too much noise while playing my Barry White.  After all, Barry is fun to hum to, but not fun if he hums because then he becomes a honk.

Besides, someone else might need to make a call on the big white telephone before that flange gives out after Richard makes an appearance.

Oh, and did anyone bring the balm?  I’ll need something to put my meat on, but not to put on my meat.  I noticed a bike over there with a badly packed kebab, so that might make do if someone here wants to fiddle.  And, if that is the case, then that bike will have a basket on it.  And he’ll be rooting for her.

After that, the basket may have a fag, who may in turn have a beard or a filter.  Depends on the continent.

Got that?  Bob’s yer uncle.  (But he is also my brother.)

So y’all come back when the weather is balmy…  because we are always that way.

And thanks for Posh Nosh, Monty Python, the Wonderstuff, the Wedding Present, and the fake accent that the singer from Green Day sports.

Ya’ hear?

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