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Not You

Taxis below my window“Not you.”

The cab driver shoots me a look as I lean in after I say a polite “Excuse me?” to find out if he’s talking to me.

He continues to talk into his mobile phone headset as my ear adjusts to his West African French.

Senegal, maybe - or Cote d’Ivoire, I thought, wrapped in the particular kind of smugness tailored by the private glow of unshared and useless information.

Tomorrow: The longest November

8 Responses to “Not You”

  1. Katy Newton Says:

    That’s happened to me! The accent completely foxes me. If someone from West Africa’s being interviewed on the television, and it’s subtitled, I can’t read them because of my glasses, and there’s always this thirty-second lag where I can’t understand how I can understand what’s being said. It’s like someone putting a Babel fish in my ear, only less, you know, fishy.

  2. Cliff Says:

    That’s EXACTLY it. I wasn’t even sure it was French until he said “cinquante” and then it clicked. Wow - great ears hear alike.

  3. Katy Newton Says:

    Incidentally, you know when I said “I can’t read them because of my glasses”? Well, that isn’t what I meant. What I meant was that I can’t read subtitles without my glasses, because of being shortsighted. If I had my glasses then I would have no problem reading subtitles. They are good for that sort of stuff.

  4. Cliff Says:

    So like its a lack of glasses, then? That makes sense.

    I would imagine French people have trouble understanding South Africans, too.

  5. Katy Newton Says:

    Probably. I speak German as well - unless you come from Bremen, in which case I cannot understand a word you say.

    PS I am overitalicising, recently. It’s got to stop.

  6. Cliff Says:

    It’s got to.

    Get you, though. I speak only Rock German, after an unhealthy pre-pubescent interest when I was “very much liking the heavy metal music, yeah”

    Ich bin deine Angstraum.

  7. Katy Newton Says:

    God, that sounded really boastful. What I meant was, the same thing happens in German. Not “And I’m really great because I speak German too you know”, which is sort of how it came out. Gaaaaaargh.

    PS all German is Rock German. You are officially fluent.

  8. Sam Says:

    I speak German.

    Ich bin fantastisch ja.

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