Overheard In New York
With apologies to http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
In the Metropolitan Museum of Art, wandering among works of genius when two girls in their early twenties drift into earshot.
Girl 1: Would Nick like this?
Girl 2: What, walking here? In this place?
Girl 1: I’m asking.
Girl 2: No way. Nick just wouldn’t get this.
Girl 1: How do you mean?
Girl 2: Nick wouldn’t get this. For Nick, if it doesn’t, like, have boobies in every ninety seconds, he just switches off.
Girl 1: Right.
Tomorrow: Licence To ill