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Gardening

One of the best things about this time of year is the way the garden takes shape. I make no bones about my enjoyment of gardening. OK, I make some bones, but it’s OK. I’m 35 now and I can admit such things while I can back them up by the apathy of golf. Age is OK though. Clive James said the trick of growing older is not to stop the sliding, but to find a graceful way of staying slid.

The grounds of This House are literally festooned with pots and growbags alike in a riot of, well, green for the moment, but that’s all about to change.

We’ve got lobelia and clematis (which both sound rude, [*snork*]), petunias, marigolds, violets and dwarf sunflowers which grow to about two feet tall. There is a bird’s nest fern, a lilly hosta which produces tall stems of lavender flowers in mid summer, a bonsai sycamore which I’ve grown from scratch over the years after I potted a sapling I caught growing out the side of the house.

Hungry? I’ve got three kinds of bell peppers, six strawberry plants and two blueberry bushes. The berry plants are a few years old and look ready to go for it this year. Last year wasn’t bad, but this year? Look out. I’m growing a trough full of sprouting broccoli, three tomato plants, two courgettes and rhubarb in a big pot in between two pear trees I planted in the ground a couple of weeks ago. They are being trained against the fence, in holes in the patio I built. The space around the roots is filled in with a bluey slate that looks soft when it’s wet.

It’s a modest affair, even though it sounds like an industry. I don’t have much space and the sun does most of the work, but I like getting home from the day and going round with a watering can, pinching out sideshoots and thinking that one day, years from now, and if nothing changes, I’ll drink mint juleps in the shade of the trees I planted.

And if I don’t, then that’s OK. At least I got to plant them with an intention way back now.

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12 Responses to “Gardening”

  1. Mr Angry Says:

    I do not understand peoples fascination with gardening. I never have. My green-fingery extends to a basil plant on the kitchen windowsill, but I have never had the compulsion to actually plant something from scratch.

    You are going to tell us you enjoy fishing as well next, aren’t you?

  2. Katy Newton Says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    Mr Angry grows his own basil!

    *cough* girly man.

  3. sooz Says:

    Noooo Katy - I bet he just buys a sprouting pot-full from his local supermarket!

    Still kinda impressive though - a single man who buys fresh basil *sigh*

    Sounds a lovely garden Cliff! I’m a bit impatient to garden - I want instant results and lots of rewards and I can’t be doing with caterpillars and blackfly etc… I couldn’t kill them but I hate that they swoop in and spoil everything!

    One day…

  4. Cliff Says:

    One day, what? One day you’ll kill them?

    Katy - heh heh. Look at Mr Angry! “Grrrrr, I’m so angry. GRRRRRRR, I grow my own basil.”

    Angry - can you believe that Katy Newton? Jesus, man. Everyone’s laughing at you. Are you just going to take that?

    Also - fishing’s awful. Long periods of boredom followed by sudden boughts of sticking a hook in the side of an animal’s gills (or eye) and braining it on the side of a sandwich tin. Not a great day out.

  5. Mr Angry Says:

    OK, let us be clear. I buy full grown plants, just like Sooz speculated.

    Then I try and keep it alive as long as I can (I have a PB of two months).

    I cook as well, and have been known to do the odd bit of dusting. But anyone who says I wear a pinny whilst doing it is lying.

  6. Cliff Says:

    Woah. Fighting talk there from Mr. Angry. Katy?

  7. Katy Newton Says:

    I am still laughing at “GRRRRR, I grow my own basil.”

  8. Katy Newton Says:

    In fact, I feel a haiku coming on.

  9. Kathryn Says:

    I kill all plants all that come in contact with me, unintentionally. My green thumb is utterly discoloured. I envy you. (ooh! envy is associated with green, too).

  10. Ed R Says:

    I had a ti plant grown from a souvenier log for almost 20 years, it was 6 feet tall and just beautiful. And then I got cats.

  11. sooz Says:

    Cats is a very nasty disease for plants!

  12. Ed R Says:

    Yeah, it was pretty bad.

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