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COCKS!

I wrote a post this morning and my PC crashed and now I have to go to work.

So over to you. Give me a topic for a post. Ask a question, say what’s on your mind, suggest something and I’ll post back on here by way of reply.

Yes, it’s rock and roll cheese, but it’s my cheese.

(turns keyboard towards the audience and nods confidently at the sidebar before facing front with a “fuck, yeah” face)

17 Responses to “COCKS!”

  1. Ed R Says:

    Tell me that Katy and Anna haven’t been deleting my comments. I know I’;ve left a few lately and they just aren’t there any more.

  2. robram Says:

    Come on, Cliff, say something about Big Brother - you know you want to!

  3. Gordon Says:

    “Cocks!”

    Is that the best swear word you can come up with?

    And what is your favourite cheese, and why?

  4. Torsten Cool Says:

    I ask question if you have meet Stefan Dennis?

  5. JonnyB Says:

    Which record do you think should never have been made?

  6. sooz Says:

    What would make you really lose your temper to shouty proportions?

  7. Pete Says:

    Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?

  8. Cliff Says:

    Shaft!

  9. Kathryn Says:

    Where in the world would you go if you had a chance or for your next holiday? I’d choose Peru.

  10. Katy Newton Says:

    I cannot think of a clever question right now, and it HAS to be clever.

    I’m going to come back later, if that’s okay.

  11. z Says:

    What varieties of pepper and tomatoes are you growing? No chillies? Why?

  12. Tom Says:

    How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all?

  13. Tom Says:

    Can you dig it?

  14. Leemer Says:

    Beer is one of the oldest human-produced beverages, possibly dating back to the 7th millennium BC (perhaps prior even to bread), and recorded in the written history of Ancient Egypt and Mesopotamia. The earliest known chemical evidence of beer dates to circa 3500-3100 BC. As almost any substance containing carbohydrates, namely sugar or starch, can naturally undergo fermentation, it is likely that beer-like beverages were independently invented among various cultures throughout the world. The beverage has been argued to be responsible for humanity’s ability to develop technology and build civilization.

    Right?

  15. Cliff Says:

    Right.

  16. Cliff Says:

    Ed - I don’t know, man. I can barely speak for myself sometimes.
    Katy - Don’t be silly. Like “What’s your favourite cheese” is clever?
    z - I’ll check.
    Everyone else - I’ll start answering these over the weekend.

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  17. Sam Says:

    I want to ask a question and I can’t think of one, so I’ll ask What question would you most like to be asked?

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