Comments on: Love. Conkers. Everything.

by: Wendy

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:30:59 +0000

I’m still being nice, right? I really am. But Cliff, I can’t find anything - even in the small print - that says that I can’t let Katy sample my hotwings, my chicken strippers or any of my sauce. You might want to have a lawyer check your Ts and Cs while you’re sorting the global deal out.

by: Ed R

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:42:49 +0000

I’m still banting.

by: Cliff

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:08:06 +0000

Do I have any say in this at all?

Incidentally, my spam filter is holding your comments for approval because it recognises the new machine. I’m not sure how long it will take before you are seen as a friendly.

Anyway, that’s the only reason your comments aren’t appearing, not because of any flagrant disregard for the membership priviledges and abuse of Wendy’s Quadruple Platinum Eagle Club status with your fancy i-comments. Or anything.

by: Katy Newton

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 22:51:58 +0000

Wendy, that was indeed the deal. I await my hotwings.

Incidentally, I am typing this on my new Mac which I bought today. Does this comment seem younger, trendier, more ergonomic and user-friendly? Thought so.

by: Cliff

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:14:38 +0000

Thanks everyone. It was a badly-nursed hangover which cloaked the onset of a cold. I was flanked on both sides and stood no chance.

I’m better now. More tomorrow, when they can try and fucking stop me.

Wendy, if you start giving away your benefits it makes a mockery of the whole club membership grading system.

by: Wendy

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:16:58 +0000

Thanks for the chat, Katy. I *think* I get it now. Did we agree that I could carry on being nice to Cliff, but (carry on) be(ing) a bitch to everyone else? And I have to give you one of my sides and the entire bottle of (diet) pop everytime I order?

by: Leemer

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 14:54:28 +0000

And I feel fine.

(Brilliant title for the entry, by the way. That is the kind of stuff that keeps me coming back every day.)

by: Peach

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:35:18 +0000

aw chin up cliffie chops… monday blues maybe? am shattered from excessive week / weekend / weak ends

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by: Kathryn

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:24:34 +0000

Run down and hungover. Wait. No, that could be you but it’s me this morning. Sorry you’re not feeling well. Eat some pizza and take paracetemol.

by: Katy Newton

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:47:35 +0000

Oh. Er. Yes. I don’t want you to feel that I was not concerned about you just because the first thing I did was complain about the discount.

Wendy and I will now have a chat about people making other people look bad by being nice and considerate and kind whilst other people are being selfish about ice cream and not caring about their friends. Excuse us a moment.

by: Wendy

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:37:38 +0000

Feel better, Cliff.

by: Cliff

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:45:05 +0000

Jesus. I specifically… (sigh) -let me call them.

Sorry Katy. Leave it with me.

You know, we joke around here and have a laugh (don’t we?), but you really do get 20 per cent off.

by: Katy Newton

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:38:38 +0000

The Bronze Second Dan meal doesn’t include a tub of Ben and Jerry’s.