Song Titles Which Would Sound Rude If You Changed Just One Letter
July 20, 2007
Humping Jack Flash
Honky Bonk Woman
Massage In A Bottle
He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brothel
Tits My Life
Last Night A BJ Saved My Life
Like A Player
You’ll Never Wank Alone
Giving On My Own
Blister In The Bun
Beautiful Gay
A Whiter Shade Of Pole
Another Prick In The Wall
Painted Love
I’m Snot In Love
Spack Oddity
I Want To Mold Your Hand
Come Of Eileen
All Shoot Up
Shite Room
Pets Stay Together
With A Little Yelp From My Friends
Gay Tripper/We Can Fork It Out
Bust In The Wind
Bang A Mong
London Balling
The Poker
Love Bill. Tear Us A Part (add some punctuation)
You’ve Lost That Loving, Peeling (this is fun)
Can’t Guy Me, Love (woo hoo!)
Rim A Believer (or add a letter)
Crapper’s Delight (add a letter)
She Gloves You (add a letter)
Hold One I’m Coming (add a letter)
Bad To The Boner (add a letter)
God, Vibrations (take a letter away)
Everything I Do, I Do It. Or You. (Remove a letter, add some punctuation. Fuck you, OK? My rules.)
(All right, let’s get it over with…)
Cock Around The Clock
Cock With You
Jailhouse Cock
We Will Cock You
Sittin on The Cock Of A Boy (OK, two letters, but come on…)
(and, because it would be rude - even ruder - not to)
Jizzman
All That Jizz
Don’t you dare go not having a great weekend.
10 comments
bloody marvellous!
Brilliance!
Haha! In the words of McDonald’s “I’m lovin’ it.”
This is great! So much for getting work done today. I have a few…
Put the finger in you.
Ball me.
Come IN Eileen
Dance Hall Gays
Another brick in the ball
If you leave me cow
Where do you find the bloody time to come up with things like this?!
Technically, right, in “Tits My Life” you haven’t changed a letter, you’ve added a letter.
Why are my comments in moderation? I AM NOT A TROLL!
How about that old Living Color hit?
‘Cunt of Personality’
Crap – forgot to mention my other favorite:
‘All That Jizz’
Peach – thanks
Sooz – if only
Kathryn – cheers
Dawn – All good. Ball me, especially
Sam – I wish I could tell you I found this difficult. In my offense, it’s day to day life and work that often baffles me.
Katy – I WILL LOOK INTO IT. I have been on holiday and it could be that you swore or something and my spam thing filtered it. Although Leemer got away with “cunt”.
Leemer – how did you get away with that? Very good. Also – Living Colon, or Giving color, but that’s another post.
Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.