This Is This

Humping Jack Flash
Honky Bonk Woman
Massage In A Bottle
He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brothel
Tits My Life
Last Night A BJ Saved My Life
Like A Player
You’ll Never Wank Alone
Giving On My Own
Blister In The Bun
Beautiful Gay
A Whiter Shade Of Pole
Another Prick In The Wall
Painted Love
I’m Snot In Love
Spack Oddity
I Want To Mold Your Hand
Come Of Eileen
All Shoot Up
Shite Room
Pets Stay Together
With A Little Yelp From My Friends
Gay Tripper/We Can Fork It Out
Bust In The Wind
Bang A Mong
London Balling
The Poker
Love Bill. Tear Us A Part (add some punctuation)
You’ve Lost That Loving, Peeling (this is fun)
Can’t Guy Me, Love (woo hoo!)
Rim A Believer (or add a letter)
Crapper’s Delight (add a letter)
She Gloves You (add a letter)
Hold One I’m Coming (add a letter)
Bad To The Boner (add a letter)
God, Vibrations (take a letter away)
Everything I Do, I Do It. Or You. (Remove a letter, add some punctuation. Fuck you, OK? My rules.)
(All right, let’s get it over with…)
Cock Around The Clock
Cock With You
Jailhouse Cock
We Will Cock You
Sittin on The Cock Of A Boy (OK, two letters, but come on…)
(and, because it would be rude - even ruder - not to)
Jizzman
All That Jizz

Don’t you dare go not having a great weekend.

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