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Back Now

Hello, yes, yes.

I am back from a lovely week off in Devon but it’s nice to be home. Although the location was beautiful, certain elements had me yearning for back here. These were:

A computer

Solitude

Homecooked food

My bathroom

The house I stayed in was clean enough but the shower was horrible. I would go so far as to say it was minging. Seriously.

It really mang.

It mung?

It mought.

But I did a lot of thinking and I vow - fucking vow - to watch less TV and read more. I know I say this every time I come back from holiday, but I honestly will.

Doing this means means I will write more and better of it. I even started a short story while I was away, and I haven’t written fiction in about fifteen years. This mean I will have to shelf my novel (Origins Of The Finger - A History Of The Bird) but it will be worth it.

I also learned I am not good at taking compliments, but I will write more about that tomorrow.

12 Responses to “Back Now”

  1. Katy Newton Says:

    Cliff, you are terrific at taking compliments. Terrific.

  2. Cliff Says:

    Right. OK, whatever - I guess.

  3. Katy Newton Says:

    There’s no need to be so modest, Cliff. I’m telling you, I have seen some seriously good people take some seriously big compliments in my time and I would put you in my all time top 10 compliment-takers list. If not the Top Five.

  4. Katy Newton Says:

    No no, seriously. Don’t shrug at me.

  5. Katy Newton Says:

    Sheesh.

    *turns to camera*

    He’s a nice guy, Cliff, but he needs to learn to accept a compliment gracefully.

  6. Ed R Says:

    We definitely need to see this episode. Grab a camera, set it up, and put it on youtube;)

  7. meesteryan Says:

    you see what you did there Katy: you out-Cliffed Cliff. that was great. i mean, i’m not dissing Cliff here - he’s great, after all. one of my all time favourite favourites of all time - but damn. that was good.

  8. Sam Says:

    When someone compliments my clothes or something like that, I’ll tell them how I bought whatever it is from Gap for £3, or something. I’m told you’re just supposed to say thank you.

  9. Sam Says:

    I did that on the wrong one, didn’t I.

    Amateurs, eh?

  10. Cliff Says:

    Sam - Don’t worry. Move on. :)

  11. Sam Says:

    But now I’ve drawn attention to it, haven’t I.

  12. Cliff Says:

    You kind of have Sam. Look - new photos in the flickr gallery! (Run.)

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