How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four.
One to change it, and three to write pamphlets entitled “Lighten Up”, “No Lights And You” and “Coping With Darkness”.
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August 21st, 2007 at 9:45 am
How many actresses does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb and 4,000 others to stand around moaning “it should be me up there”
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fish
How many egotists (the word “egotists” is interchangeable with “men” here but I don’t think that’s appropriate with this non-egotistic audience) does it take to change a light bulb ?
One to hold the bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
And my favourite:
How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
One
August 21st, 2007 at 5:30 pm
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It fell down the stairs.
I LOVE Peach’s last one. That is ace.
August 21st, 2007 at 10:11 pm
WEll, PEach is a peach.
I ate pudding today. Mmmm.
August 23rd, 2007 at 11:37 am
How many members of the Socialist Worker’s Party does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. You can’t change it. You have to smash it first.
August 24th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
“Oy veh, don’t worry about me, I’ll just sit here in the dark. You never write, you never visit, you never call …”