Comments on: That Was You?!

By: filthscrape

filthscrape — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:23:39 +0000

Hahaha, great stuff, and there is a lot more where that came from. Although I’d dearly love to tell you all about the strange screaching sound a dead pigeons guts make when they’re forced from it’s anus at speed when driven over by my Brompton this morning, I fear I best not as not everyone shares the same darker sides of the humour spectrum as myself.

The Viz story is alas true, the cartoon’s that weren’t published centred around very un-PC topics which were acceptable as humour in 85 but not even one as evil as myself would find funny these days. Though I will always have a place in my heart for Inconto Steep ‘he shits in the street’.

I recall a meeting in 2001 with the then head of news & sport (CC to his friends, we just knew him as C, or the C). Anyway, the the C sat at the end of the table curiously silent throughout the meeting. 20 minutes into this rather, no, f*****g dull strategy meeting, he jumps up frantically pointing out of the window but still curiously silent. What the!!!! as everyone rushed to the window & just sat & stared at the C with a ‘what’s going on?’ expression. he then spat a mouth full of cold custard into his coffee cup & turned to me with the words ‘beat that you c***’.

By: mandy campbell

mandy campbell — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:42:48 +0000

The fox in a box thing still is an in-joke between my big brother and I.

I have just seen on Match Of The Day that WEST HAM had a fox in a box there……

i’m now going to phone my brother in Scranton PA usa to tell him and i know his reaction will be…..

” did they fuck it and eat it”

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:06:04 +0000

PS big fat elephant’s fanny.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:03:58 +0000

I really want to hear about the submissions that didn’t get printed. Any commenter that says they don’t is lying. Lying.

By: Cliff

Cliff — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:21:59 +0000

Katy – Piss up a rope, fuckstick.

Ed – Kerching

Wendy – Great days. You spotted his talents before me – http://wenders.vox.com/library/post/qotd-rofl.html

Emom – He thinks that Simon Weston 1)Wasn’t there. 2) Was there but is milking it 3) Had no other talent other than was injured in the Falklands War 4) Puts on the accent for sympathy.

Peach – It was. And before we knew it we were in the offices of That’s Mine, This Is Yours having an argument over a Roy Rogers garage sale coffee table wagon wheel. Singing Surrey With A Fringe On Top in front of Ira.

Sam – Thanks Sam.

By: Sam

Sam — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:02:13 +0000

That’s a helluvacoolstory.

By: Peach

Peach — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 13:38:32 +0000

That’s like the coincidence on When Harry Met Sally where Carrie Fisher quotes a journalist and Bruno Kirby says “Hey, I wrote that”

Did you end up marrying him?

By: Emom

Emom — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:52:03 +0000

Does he think that Simon Weston is pretending to be Welsh?

By: Wendy

Wendy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:32:02 +0000

Ah, fox-in-a-box.

That same friend used to call people “my fat-fingered friend” and the like. Once, when he was supposed to be taking his kids to the park, they ended up sitting in a car watching a house burn down (after making sure everyone was okay of course) for entertainment. Then told people.

Funny how some people can get away with that shit. Great guy.

By: Ed R

Ed R — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:07:09 +0000

Jingle, jingle.

By: Katy Newton

Katy Newton — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:43:28 +0000

Was that “Rude Kid”? The one that sticks in my mind was:

Mother: “What would you like in your sandwiches, darling?”

Rude Kid: “Dad’s pubes, yer whore!”