This Is This

I was twenty one years when I wrote this post. I’m twenty seven now, but I won’t be for long.

Only joking, reader. How are you?

Yesterday I wrote about my Tom Hanks hair. Not curly. Not straight. Tom Hanks hair.

I get uncomfortable writing about my appearance, which is wierd because I write a lot about myself, although admittedly without giving too much away. But physically, I’m slight and athletic with delicate features, which is why I can never go to prison.

I’ve never understood the term “a butt that won’t quit”. Would it consider redundancy if the terms were good? I’m more proud to admit that my ass has never been fired; although it does get approached my headhunters.

I’ll leave it on that note. But they were only satellites.

Come back tomorrow. You’ve got your Weekend Song, then next week I’m kicking it off with a sketch called “When Recruitment Consultants Go Bad”. The anthropomorphic delights of animal exploits return with “The Adventures of Hugh Manatee”, the king of soups and - oh boy - just a whole bunchload of other things.

Have a great weekend.

Also on This Is This
Me: “That’s exactly how much change I have in my pocket right now.”
I throw down the coins emphatically into the little tray thing.
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