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The Adventures Of Hugh Manatee


“Hugh, you’re the most amazing sea cow, I’ve ever met.”


“I meant manatee. Hugh - I’m so sorry. I know how much you hate that term. I should go.”


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7 Responses to “The Adventures Of Hugh Manatee”

  1. Wendy Says:

    Cliff. Cliffs. Cliffy. Mr Cliffster. Cliffypoopoo-with-sugar-on-top. I’m not normally sexist, but I have to say this. You just did a really MAN thing.

    You upset that poor creature then immediately fucked off.

    I thought better of you.

    (and by the way I think men make equally good parents and if the kids are late for school or arrive without a packed lunch or with dog poo on their shoes, it’s not becuase their dad took them that day. Okay?)

  2. sooz Says:

    lolol how humble can a manatee look in a photo?! It’s perfect!

  3. sooz Says:

    If you gave him an umbrella he’s almost like a visiting Jehovah’s Witness!

  4. sooz Says:

    Ok I’ll stop in a mo but wtf is a manatee about? It’s a ridiculous creature! It’s like a toothless walrus or a hippoey sea-lion. What gene-pool are they from?
    Sea cow - isn’t that a hippo?
    Yet aren’t they sea elephants?

    I need a crash course in Manatee.

  5. Wendy Says:

    And of course now I’m sort of regretting my comment, but I meant it affectionately, I promise.

  6. Cliff Says:

    Sooz - Manatees are beautiful. Rediculous and flawed and one of nature’s true wonders.

    Wendy - That’s how I took it. No worries, despite my temptation to embellish your comment to make it look offensive. None taken, and I appreciate the familiarity. I called you and other readers freaks last week, remember? But I meant that.

  7. Kathryn Says:

    I love it!

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