The Adventures Of Hugh Manatee
October 20, 2007
“Hugh, you’re the most amazing sea cow, I’ve ever met.”
“I meant manatee. Hugh – I’m so sorry. I know how much you hate that term. I should go.”
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7 comments
Cliff. Cliffs. Cliffy. Mr Cliffster. Cliffypoopoo-with-sugar-on-top. I’m not normally sexist, but I have to say this. You just did a really MAN thing.
You upset that poor creature then immediately fucked off.
I thought better of you.
(and by the way I think men make equally good parents and if the kids are late for school or arrive without a packed lunch or with dog poo on their shoes, it’s not becuase their dad took them that day. Okay?)
lolol how humble can a manatee look in a photo?! It’s perfect!
If you gave him an umbrella he’s almost like a visiting Jehovah’s Witness!
Ok I’ll stop in a mo but wtf is a manatee about? It’s a ridiculous creature! It’s like a toothless walrus or a hippoey sea-lion. What gene-pool are they from?
Sea cow – isn’t that a hippo?
Yet aren’t they sea elephants?
I need a crash course in Manatee.
And of course now I’m sort of regretting my comment, but I meant it affectionately, I promise.
Sooz – Manatees are beautiful. Rediculous and flawed and one of nature’s true wonders.
Wendy – That’s how I took it. No worries, despite my temptation to embellish your comment to make it look offensive. None taken, and I appreciate the familiarity. I called you and other readers freaks last week, remember? But I meant that.
I love it!
Leave a comment. Play nice. I will turn this blog around.