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Overheard On The Bus

This morning. Commuters who know each other from the journey.

Man: Didn’t the Spice Girls do their concert last night?

Woman: I think so. It was in Canada. Vancouver or Toronto.

Man: I don’t think they were singing either.

Woman 2: They are all very pretty. They just look beautiful.

Man: Yes, but if you had a team of people who were experts in hair and make-up and costume, they could make you look just as beautiful.

Woman 2: Sorry?

Man: Well, I mean if you had people doing your wardrobe and hair and nails, they could do that to anyone.

Woman: I’m not sure that’s a compliment.

Woman 2: So you’re saying that if I took that care of my appearance, I’d be beautiful?

Man: No, I mean - some people have a natural beauty and they don’t need anything and they would look great without the clothes and make-up.

Woman: I’m not sure you’ve redeemed yourself, Terry.

12 Responses to “Overheard On The Bus”

  1. scroobious Says:

    One of those “stop! digging!” moments.

    I love eavesdropping on public transport. Even when people are being really loud and annoying, part of me is just enjoying the little window into their lives.

  2. Cliff Says:

    Thanks Scroob. Or a barn door.

  3. ed r Says:

    The women enjoyed it a lot more than the man did.

  4. Cliff Says:

    Ed. Link please.

  5. Katy Newton Says:

    That is pure, unadulterated Bloke, that conversation. Seriously. He’s probably still wondering what he said.

  6. Kathryn Says:

    Yeah, but I get what he’s saying. Not very good with the tact, though.

  7. Cliff Says:

    Katy - Would you be surprised to learn that he was a guy in his mid-fifties, well spoken, wearing a pinstripe suit?

    Kathryn - I get it to, but you don’t say that to a woman in her fourties.

  8. Wendy Says:

    Or ANY woman for that matter.

  9. Cliff Says:

    No. Wendy. But. But. She may be older, but she may read this, so I was rounding down. And by doing so, I waded dangerously close to the female demographic of this webstie’s audience, hinting that when you all hit the big four-oh, you’re going to need a team of beauticians to look halfway decent. I didn’t mean that of any harm.

    I think it was Aguilera who said: “You are beautiful in every single way. Yes, words can’t bring you down. Don’t you bring me down today…”

    Right? Hehe. Um.

    Readers voice: “You’ve changed man. Jesus.”

    Hand me that shovel. And another thing, yeah? Intelligent people with a sense of humour who enjoy reading and have internet access are all LOSERS.

    Shall we change the subject? Hey look how I can never spell fourty. It’s Wierd.

  10. Wendy Says:

    “I waded dangerously close to the female demographic of this webstie’s audience, hinting that when you all hit the big four-oh, you’re going to need a team of beauticians to look halfway decent”.

    Oh dear. I hadn’t spotted you were doing that until right now when you pointed it out.

  11. Cliff Says:

    Brilliant.

  12. Ed R Says:

    I’m well over forty and it’s quite doubtful that any number of beauticians and hairdressers and maeup artists could give me much help.

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