Comments on: Hand Jive Turkey http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/ Scattered values and the chance of philosophy. May contain funny. Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:42:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.3 by: Ed R http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57255 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:35:47 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57255 Maybe there's mopre sticky hamster penis incidents than you're aware of? Maybe they happen to a lot of people and they're just looking for more information on it? Maybe there’s mopre sticky hamster penis incidents than you’re aware of? Maybe they happen to a lot of people and they’re just looking for more information on it?

]]> by: Katy Newton http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57217 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:21:48 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57217 Or maybe it was me who posted "sticky hamster penis" all over her comments box. I can't remember. 'snot important. Or maybe it was me who posted “sticky hamster penis” all over her comments box. I can’t remember. ’snot important.

]]> by: Katy Newton http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57216 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:21:08 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57216 Did Ms It's A Life really say that? The same Ms It's A Life who gleefully posted "sticky hamster penis" all over my comments box in an actually highly successful attempt to sabotage my reputation with Google Search forever? (It's amazing how many people actually do google the phrase "sticky hamster penis", as you will discover very very shortly indeed.) Did Ms It’s A Life really say that? The same Ms It’s A Life who gleefully posted “sticky hamster penis” all over my comments box in an actually highly successful attempt to sabotage my reputation with Google Search forever?

(It’s amazing how many people actually do google the phrase “sticky hamster penis”, as you will discover very very shortly indeed.)

]]> by: Cliff http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57169 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:16:43 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57169 Jesus CHRIST, Angry! Please tell me the capital T was a mistake. Spooge?!?!!??? FFS and LOL Jesus CHRIST, Angry! Please tell me the capital T was a mistake.

Spooge?!?!!???

FFS and LOL

]]> by: Mr Angry http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57166 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:06:59 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57166 OK, with hindsight, that sentence would read, "it must be difficult enough as it is,..." OK, with hindsight, that sentence would read, “it must be difficult enough as it is,…”

]]> by: Mr Angry http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57165 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 11:04:43 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57165 Do they show the Toms some Turkey porn to get them started? I mean, it must be hard enough as it is, without having to warm them up a bit first. At least if they are in a state of 'readiness' it would improve the productivity of the staff member concerned. You're not paying them for foreplay, after all. "You like that? Hmm? Yeah, I bet you do, you filthy Tom..." It's OK, I'm leaving now. Do they show the Toms some Turkey porn to get them started? I mean, it must be hard enough as it is, without having to warm them up a bit first. At least if they are in a state of ‘readiness’ it would improve the productivity of the staff member concerned. You’re not paying them for foreplay, after all.

“You like that? Hmm? Yeah, I bet you do, you filthy Tom…”

It’s OK, I’m leaving now.

]]> by: Ed R http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57126 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:48:33 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57126 Not to mention the hamster spunk, turkey spooge, monkey sex, and fluffers. Not to mention the hamster spunk, turkey spooge, monkey sex, and fluffers.

]]> by: Sam http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57109 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:46:42 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57109 So you'd like us all to go cold turkey on the bad sexy jokes, then? So you’d like us all to go cold turkey on the bad sexy jokes, then?

]]> by: Katy Newton http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57106 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:20:00 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57106 Sorry. Sorry.

]]> by: Katy Newton http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57104 Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:19:43 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57104 Spooge! Spooge!

]]> by: Cliff http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57083 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:20:05 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57083 Wow - and ew. But interesting and should be seen. The whole meatrix thing scares me to shame. If you do eat meat, them please buy responsibly. I picked this up because I read an article in November's National Geographic. It was the Thanksgiving issue, so I stored away that bit of information. See how I didn't say nugget? Sam - in fact, no, EVERYONE - stop mentioning animals and sex. Honestly. I'm in enough trouble already. Wow - and ew. But interesting and should be seen. The whole meatrix thing scares me to shame. If you do eat meat, them please buy responsibly.

I picked this up because I read an article in November’s National Geographic. It was the Thanksgiving issue, so I stored away that bit of information. See how I didn’t say nugget?

Sam - in fact, no, EVERYONE - stop mentioning animals and sex. Honestly. I’m in enough trouble already.

]]> by: ed r http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57076 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:24:04 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57076 Wow, talk about exact change! Wow, talk about exact change!

]]> by: Meg http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57058 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:38:08 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57058 Male turkeys care called Toms, apparently. I know this because the other day, someone sent me this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMx7w9DD7Xk Warning: may contain footage of, er, fluffy Turkeys. You know what I'm saying. *wink* And then here you are, a few days later, talking about the exact same thing. What is this, some kind of meme? Do you mind if I don't join in? Male turkeys care called Toms, apparently. I know this because the other day, someone sent me this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMx7w9DD7Xk

Warning: may contain footage of, er, fluffy Turkeys. You know what I’m saying. *wink*

And then here you are, a few days later, talking about the exact same thing.

What is this, some kind of meme? Do you mind if I don’t join in?

]]> by: Sam http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57050 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:15:40 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57050 I still get literally 4 Google searches a day from Poland looking for sex animals, you've got to be terribly careful. I still get literally 4 Google searches a day from Poland looking for sex animals, you’ve got to be terribly careful.

]]> by: ed r http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57038 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 16:44:12 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57038 Definitely not sub-standard. Provoking thought in areas not otherwise considered is a good thing. I just didn't get my fill of stuffing and gravy over Thanksgiving is all. Definitely not sub-standard. Provoking thought in areas not otherwise considered is a good thing. I just didn’t get my fill of stuffing and gravy over Thanksgiving is all.

]]> by: Cliff http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57026 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:52:25 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57026 Hey Mark - A fluffer is a, er, technical term. You'll have to look it up. I have lowered the tone enough already. Katy - It's just dawning on me that prospective employers might find this site, while I'm looking for work. Just because I took my name off the front page and my meta data shouldn't give me free reign to fill these pages with monkey jizz . Unless that company is actually in the jizz monkey business, in which case, I'm not interested. I am ashamed. I was contacted by Wendy earlier who told me my post today was below even my standards. Hey Mark - A fluffer is a, er, technical term. You’ll have to look it up. I have lowered the tone enough already.

Katy - It’s just dawning on me that prospective employers might find this site, while I’m looking for work. Just because I took my name off the front page and my meta data shouldn’t give me free reign to fill these pages with monkey jizz . Unless that company is actually in the jizz monkey business, in which case, I’m not interested.

I am ashamed. I was contacted by Wendy earlier who told me my post today was below even my standards.

]]> by: Mark http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57015 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:59:41 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57015 I thought I'd try to see what a fluffer looked like - turkey or otherwise - and ended up spotting a picture apparently of a tuna fluffer. I had to follow the link. Fortunately, it wasn't quite as I'd imagined from the picture. http://thefoodmonkey.com/?p=142 I thought I’d try to see what a fluffer looked like - turkey or otherwise - and ended up spotting a picture apparently of a tuna fluffer. I had to follow the link. Fortunately, it wasn’t quite as I’d imagined from the picture.

http://thefoodmonkey.com/?p=142

]]> by: Katy Newton http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57005 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:04:21 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-57005 Cliff, baby, you will live to regret this post. Speaking as one who brought hamster spunk to the blogsphere, I cannot <i>wait</i> to see what Google Search brings you this Christmas. Cliff, baby, you will live to regret this post. Speaking as one who brought hamster spunk to the blogsphere, I cannot wait to see what Google Search brings you this Christmas.

]]> by: Cliff http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-56972 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:32:41 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-56972 Ed - really? The thought of bird spunk doesn't fill you with Christmas cheer? Odd. Wendy - The searches I'm going to get now. Thanks for not spelling it out. Like saying dog wank or jizz monkeys or anything like that. Merry Christmas, everyone. Ed - really? The thought of bird spunk doesn’t fill you with Christmas cheer? Odd.

Wendy - The searches I’m going to get now. Thanks for not spelling it out. Like saying dog wank or jizz monkeys or anything like that.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

]]> by: Wendy http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-56968 Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:18:30 +0000 http://www.thisisthis.org/2007/12/06/hand-jive-turkey/#comment-56968 I used to know a guy who's job it was to do that to police dogs. I used to know a guy who’s job it was to do that to police dogs.

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